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The following is a transcript for the episode "Flee Market".
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[Great Lakes City, inside the Mercado. Bobby is handing Vito his bag of supplies.]
Bobby: "Thanks, Vito. Have a great day."
Vito: "I-I will if this itch cream works."
[Vito leaves a splat of itch cream on the door. Bobby notices the splat.]
Bobby: "Oh..."
[Bobby gets a call from Lori.]
Lori: "Eee! Boo-Boo Bear, how excited are you for our anniversary tomorrow?"
[Bobby cleans off the splat.]
Bobby: "So excited, babe! I can't wait to celebrate the first time we ever ate pizza together. Tia Frida even made me a special pizza tux."
Lori: "Aww, that's so romantic! You still wanna go to Gus's Games & Grub?"
Bobby: "Of course! That's where it all started. Remember how we shared a large pepperoni?"
Lori: "Oh, yeah. You bit into it and burned the left side of your tongue!"
[Lori looks at a picture of them in the hospital, Lori holding a pizza box and Bobby laying down on a hospital bed with a burned covered-up tongue.]
Bobby: "Oh, yeah! That hurt so bad. So, I'll pick you up tomorrow?"
[Lori puts down the picture.]
Lori: "Can't wait. Bye, Boo-Boo Bear!"
[Bobby hangs up, but then realizes something. Hector walks by.]
Bobby: "Abuelo! Just the man I needed to see. Lori and I are celebrating our pizza-versary tomorrow. Can you cover my shift?"
Hector: "I'm sorry, Roberto, but I'll be at the Big Mercado Convention." [shows the flyer] "This year, they're giving out door chimes!"
Bobby: "Oh, well, you don't wanna miss that. I'll just have to break it to Lori, and Tia Frida. She was really excited about the pizza tux."
Hector: "Don't be ridiculous! Go see Lori! There are plenty of people in this family who can watch the Mercado."
[Outside, Carl licks the glass part of the door, while Ronnie Anne and CJ are laughing, which Bobby takes a stern eye on.]
Bobby: "Are there?"
[Carl, Ronnie Anne, and CJ enter the mercado, while Bobby tries to clean the part Carl licked on. Ronnie Anne and CJ are seen having a sword fight with the jerkies.]
Bobby: "No swordfighting with the jerky!"
Hector: "Niños, Roberto needs a favor. Can you watch the mercado for him tomorrow so he can celebrate Lori's pizza birthday?"
Bobby: "Pizza-versary, abuelo!"
Carl: [pops out while chewing gum] "Sure! I love working here!"
Bobby: "No! You love eating all the candy and getting everything sticky!" [shakes Carl upside down, releasing the chewing gum he ate, much to his dismay, then pushes Hector away from them]
Bobby: "Are you sure we can trust them to handle it? The Mercado's a big responsibility."
Hector: "They'll be fine, Bobby. The Mercado is in their blood."
Ronnie Anne: "Okay, new game! Piñata racing!"
[Ronnie Anne, CJ, and Carl race using piñatas as 'horses'. They laugh until Carl's piñata broke, to which he laughs as he doesn't know about it.]
Bobby: [facepalms] "Aw..."
[Next day at the Mercado. Carl, CJ and Ronnie Anne are disgusted.]
Carl: "What are you wearing?"
Bobby: "What? Haven't you ever seen a pizza tux?" [holds a milk carton] "Now listen carefully. When the new milk is delivered, put it behind the old milk, and face the carton so the date can be clearly read."
[It is revealed that Ronnie Anne, Carl, and CJ play with the sunglasses, with one of them in Carl's butt, and Ronnie Anne and CJ laugh along.]
Bobby: Hey! Put those back! Now, there's a lot more you need to know, so I put it in this quick reference guide.
[Carl grabs the guide and rubs his butt on it.]
Carl: Look! I'm reading it right now!
[CJ and Ronnie Anne laugh along with Carl. Infuriated, Bobby shakes his head.]
Bobby: That's it! I'm staying here!
Ronnie Anne: Bobby, go! You're gonna be late. We got this.
[Ronnie Anne pushes Bobby out of the Mercado, while Bobby grasps on the wall to prevent Ronnie Anne from successfully doing it.]
Carl: Yeah. I could run this place in my sleep. People bring groceries to the counter, we take their money, I eat a fist full of Chewy Chewies.
Bobby: That you buy at the employee discount rate?
[Ronnie Anne successfully pushes Bobby away after she used his hips to fling him like a slingshot.]
Ronnie Anne: Goodbye, Bobby!
[Bobby drives to Royal Woods.]
Bobby: "I'm comin', babe! Oh no! I forgot to tell them something." [To his phone] "Phone, call Ronnie Anne."
[Bobby's phone calls Ronnie Anne. Meanwhile, Carl laughs while doodling on a picture of Bobby and Lori. Ronnie Anne's phone rings.]
Carl: "Huh?"
[Ronnie Anne answers it. Carl and CJ come over with her.]
Ronnie Anne: "Hey Bobby, what's up?"
Bobby: [sweats nervously] "I forgot to tell you. The restrooms are for customers only. They gotta buy something."
Ronnie Anne: "That's why you called? OK, I think we got it, Bobby. Adios."
[As Ronnie Anne hangs her call with Bobby, it rings right after.]
Ronnie Anne: "What now?"
Bobby: "If anyone comes in for walnuts-"
Carl: "No one will! Walnuts are the worst nut!"
[Par enters the mercado, while he lifts two mangoes as an exercise.]
Par: "Ah, hey guys! Where do you want these mangoes? Just gettin' in a quick set!"
Ronnie Anne: "Thanks Par. Just set them by the fish."
Bobby: "No! Not by the fish! They'll absorb the fish smell. And don't let Par do any more exercises with the fruit."
Ronnie Anne: "Bobby, quit worrying. We've got this." [ends her call with Bobby]
[Bobby stops at a gas station.]
Bobby: "I'll just do a visual check in, yeah."
[As he glances at the mercado, an upbeat music is heard. CJ is shown laughing with two sticks on both of his hands. Maybelle is then seen eating grapes.]
Bobby: "Ugh! I told Maybelle she can't just sample the grapes like that."
[Ronnie Anne walks with Carl on her back, while he tries to reach the Chewy Chewies jar. Bobby becomes nervous, until he sees a distant telephone station.]
Bobby: "Yes! Yes!"
[Carl tries to reach the Chewy Chewies jar.]
Carl: "Yeah! Ha-ha!"
[Ronnie Anne's phone rings, causing both of them to fall down.]
Ronnie Anne: "One guess who it is." [answers the call]
Bobby: "Hey! I told you to stay away from those Chewy Chewies! There better be 97 when I get back!"
Ronnie Anne: "Huh?"
[Carl regurgitates all the Chewy Chewies, much to Ronnie Anne's disgust.]
Bobby: And you have a code purple! Maybelle is eating grapes!
[As Bobby talks on the phone, Maybelle eats a grape.]
Ronnie Anne: "How do you know all of that?"
Bobby: "Uh... Mercado instinct! Hey, did you change my music? Bobby's Mercado Mix Number 7 was carefully selected to stimulate more shopping."
[As Bobby talks on the phone, Ronnie Anne takes a look at a security camera located in the piñata's eye.]
Ronnie Anne: "Mercado instinct, huh? More like you're spying on us with the security camera!"
Bobby: "Wait! I'm not spying! What... What are you doing?!"
[Carl covers the camera with gum and it black out, as the phone hangs up]
Bobby: "They cut me off! What am I gonna do?"
[Bobby arrives at the Loud House.]
Bobby: [aggressively knocks at the door, then groans] "A hundred people live here and no one answers the door?"
Lori: [opens the door] "Hi, Boo Boo Bear. Ooh, cute tux! It goes great with my side salad scarf."
Bobby: "Come on babe, no time to waste!" [carries Lori with his both hands to the van]
Lori: "Ooh, I love this new take charge attitude." [blushes]
[Immediately, they left Royal Woods and head over back to Great Lakes City]
Lori: "Uh wait, where are we going? Gus' is that way."
Bobby: "Surprise! I'm going to take you to the best pizza place in the city. Nothing's too good for my little garlic knot."
Lori: "Aww..."
[They both arrive at Amores Pizza. Lori goes out of the van.]
Bobby: "Why don't you find us a table while I park the van? BRBB."
Lori: "Be right back. What's the extra 'B' for?"
Bobby: "Babe."
[Lori blushes and laughs, then Bobby drives the van back to the Mercado.]
[Bobby dashes into the Mercado]
Ronnie Anne: "Bobby?"
Bobby: "That's right!" [removes the gum off the camera] "I don't appreciate being cut off!" [shakes the gum off his hand] "Yuck! From communication!"
Ronnie Anne: "Well, we didn't appreciate you spying on us. We've all helped out here and know what to do. Look around! Nothing went wrong."
Bobby: "How can you say that?! The mangos smell like trout! The milk is facing the wrong way! This can is off by a centimeter!"
Ronnie Anne: "You're being so picky! That stuff doesn't matter!"
Bobby: "It matters to me! I don't need a bunch of kids coming in here and changing everything! You'll understand when you're older!"
Ronnie Anne: "Oh, ho, ho! I think we understand now! You're just like a Mercado run in a very specific way!" [takes her apron off and gives it to Bobby] "So, run it yourself!" [walks out]
Carl: [speaks simultaneously with CJ] "Yeah, we quit!"
CJ: [simultaneous with Ronnie Anne] "We're done!"
Carl: "Later, jefe."
Bobby: [nervous] "Now what? I can't close the mercado. Par's gonna need his post-workout protein bar soon. And, Mr. Chang's gonna need his coffee for his night shift. Plus, Lori's waiting on me..." [realizes] "Oh no, Lori! [dashes on the Mercado] "Maybelle, I'll be right back."
Maybelle: [eats a bunch of grapes] "Take your time!"
[Back at Amores Pizza]
Bobby: "Sorry it took so long, babe."
Lori: [examines Bobby carefully] "Anyway, I was thinking we could get half cheese and half pepperoni."
Bobby: "Oh! Cashews cost a fortune!"
Lori: "I-I said cheese."
Bobby: "Oh, great. Let's- Let's just get that done." [laughs, then realizes] "What's this? One dinky flower?" [throws it away] "My babe deserves a bouquet. BRBB with a B. The last B is for 'bouquet'." [runs]
[Back at the Mercado]
Maybelle: "You know, Bobby, we don't have time to be waitin' around for you like this."
Vito: [scratches his cheeks] "Ah, yeah. I need more itch cream!"
Bobby: "So sorry, it won't happen again. So, that'll be 12 dollars for all the cashews you ate, and..."
Maybelle: "Wait! This mango has a bruise. Let me pick out a new one. It's still my turn, no cutsies."
[As Maybelle picks up a mango, Bobby becomes more nervous. Eventually, he starts to hallucinate about Lori as he looks at the watch.]
Lori (imagination): "Bobby, where are you?"
[Bobby becomes more nervous, and as Maybelle turns the mango at him, it shows a picture of Lori.]
Lori (imagination): "Bobby, you are literally making me wait!"
[Bobby's nervousness continue, this time, he starts to hallucinate faces of pizza on his customers.]
Vito (imagined as a pizza): "You're sweating a lot."
Bobby: [nervously gasps] "Oh! You know what? I'll BRBB!"
Maybelle: "You'll what?"
Bobby: "Be right back ba...by powder is on aisle three. [laughs nervously] Oh, no, wait, flowers, ah!" [runs away]
[Scene transitions to a delighted couple, then to Lori enviously staring at them. Bobby rushes with a broccoli in the vase]
Bobby: "There! That's better."
Lori: "That's broccoli. Are you okay?"
Bobby: "Oh, oh yeah, yeah, I-I'm just excited for our date."
Lori: "Well, the food got here. Try this."
[Bobby and Lori are chewing the pizza together. As they slurp its cheese, Bobby takes a peek on the phone. Realizing something, he becomes shocked, and he lets go of the cheese, causing them to be stuck in Lori's face along with the pizza.]
Bobby: "Sorry, babe. My... pepperoni cufflinks are coming off. Be right back!" [runs away]
[Lori rips off the cheese and pizza stuck in her head and becomes angry.]
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[Back to the Mercado; Bobby rushes in and proceeds to the cashier immediately.]
Bobby: "Ah!"
Maybelle: "See, Bobby? Look at this mango! It's perfect. All right, quit standin' in there, you're gonna overripe it!"
Lori: [opens the door] "I KNEW IT!!! You were with your other love on our ANNIVERSARY?!"
Bobby: "No! Maybelle and I are just friends."
Maybelle: "Maybe if I was, fifty years younger."
Lori: "I mean the Mercado, Bobby! ARRGH!!" [storms off]
Bobby: "No, Lo-Lo-Lori!" [runs after her] "LORI!!!" [goes outside the Mercado] "Babe! I'm sorry. I didn't mean for tonight to turn out like this."
Lori: "I can't believe you drove me all the way to the city just so you could work on our anniversary!"
Bobby: "That wasn't the plan! It was supposed to be a really special night. I left Ronnie Anne, Carl, and CJ in charge of the Mercado, but they were messing things up. They changed the music to K-pop, and they put the mangos by the fish?!"
Lori: "That's it? So they didn't upset any customers? Burn the place down?"
Bobby: "No, but-"
Lori: "Bobby, everyone in your family cares about the Mercado. No one would ever let anything truly bad happen to it."
Bobby: "Right, but-"
Lori: "Maybe, they have their own way of doing things, and you just need to trust them."
Bobby: [realizes] "You're right. I'm sorry. I guess I do have a hard time giving up control of the Mercado."
Lori: [holds Bobby's hand] "It's okay. You're just, really passionate about what you do, and I love that about you. Also, you look really cute on your pizza tux."
Bobby: "Thanks, babe. Let me make this night up for you. BRBB."
Lori: "Ugh..."
Bobby: "Last one!" [storms off]
[Living room of the house. Carl, CJ, and Ronnie Anne are watching a movie.]
Movie Character: "There's only one way to stop this chupacabra. And that is-"
[Bobby turns off the TV at the last minute, upsetting all three of them]
Carl: "Now we'll never know!"
Bobby: "Guys, I'm sorry for not trusting you to watch the Mercado. You did a great job. You think we could have a do-over so I can take Lori to dinner? I promise not to spy on you. Unlimited Chewy Chewies..."
CJ (simultaneous): [raises his hand] "I'll do it!"
Carl (simultaneous): [raises his hand] "I'm in!"
Bobby: "And Ronnie Anne, you can listen to whatever you want. Blast that K-pop!"
Ronnie Anne: "Okay, deal. But where are you gonna take her this late? The pizza place is closed."
Bobby: "Hmm... Ah!"
[Rooftop of the house. Lori and Bobby have their pizza-versary.]
Lori: "Oh, Boo Boo Bear, this is so romantic, and these pizza tacos your Abuela made, are delicious." [eats a pizza taco]
Bobby: "Thanks, babe. I'm just glad we're finally celebrating our pizza-versary the way you deserve!"
Lori: "Thanks, Boo Boo Bear. Literally, best pizza-versary ever!"
[A bird draws closer on Bobby, and bites on one of his pepperoni cufflinks]
Bobby: "Uh-oh! Maybe Tia Frida shouldn't have used real pepperonis."
[More birds come to bite on his cuffllinks, causing his left part of the pizza tux to rip off. It is revealed that a lot of birds are above Bobby's head waiting to take a bite on what they presume as pizza, leaving Bobby anxious. End]
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